Wizards are born, witches are made, and they mix about as well as oil and water. So when an introverted wizard and a troublemaking witch cross paths, what could

Saving the world is such a bother when it makes you late for your nap.Blessed (or cursed, depending on who you ask) with human intelligence, Sir Edgar Allan Kip

If you did not want mayhem, you should not have hired a talking cat. Blessed (or cursed, depending on who you ask) with human intelligence, Sir Edgar Allan Kipl