Excuseman Only Tortures English

Download or read book Excuseman Only Tortures English written by Jordan Margolis and published by Author House. This book was released on 2011-01-27 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Trial Lawyer/EXCUSEMAN. Jordan Margolis, never minds his own business, or sticks to what he knows. Unfortunately for his reluctant Official Excuses editor, Jordo continuously torments him to publish both a childrens book, and a bodice-ripping, romance novel. Simutaneously, Jordo can't avoid getting mixed up in another political brouhaha; when former President Bush, who is indicted for War Crimes by Iran, hires that sumabitch Margolis to defend him, by turning Ahmadinejads Show Trial into a Three Ring Circus. As always, Excuseman winds up on television, matching wits and Super Hero Costumes with Stephen Colbert, while challenging The Colbert Nation, much as he does America.