Blaze Union and the Puddin' Head Schools

Download or read book Blaze Union and the Puddin' Head Schools written by W.T. Kosmos and published by Wise Wit Press, LLC. This book was released on 2023-05-05 with total page 515 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a world of divisive politicians, brainwashed followers, and extreme school rivalries between spoon-wielding Puddin’ Heads and their sworn enemies, the Sweeties, 14-year-old Blaze Union is expelled for the offense of playing guitar and soccer with hands deemed “too large” by MegaCorp standards. But instead of dropping out, Blaze embarks on a mission to become Island Nation's top school boss and liberate students and teachers from an absurd existence. Armed with a sarcastic teacher and a band of rebellious misfits, Blaze's revolution rapidly gains momentum, catching powerful knuckleheads off guard. But as shocking events escalate the conflict between the Puddin' Heads and Sweeties, Blaze faces unexpected enemies, shady alliances, and a disturbing question: are these catastrophes just coincidences, the fallout of her rebellion, or the work of hidden forces lurking in the shadows? With the country on edge, Blaze must confront the truth before her revolution unravels and the nation’s schools spiral into chaos. Brace yourself for a wild adventure filled with delusional leaders, epic showdowns, and a fight for freedom like no other. And don’t forget your spoon helmet—you’ll need it. Finalist - 2023 Mark Twain Book Award - Humor / Satire "Gloriously absurd... delightfully funny." — Kirkus Reviews "Hilarious... A must read." — Karen Johnson, teacher